What exactly does Jason Kelce smell like?
We may never know. Or maybe we know too much.
A fan tweeted a photo of a scented candle that was described as “smelling like Jason Kelsey” and wrote, “I feel like I need Kylie’s permission to smell it…”
And wouldn’t you know it, Kylie totally gave her permission.
The podcaster and NFL WAG mentioned the tweet on her show “Not Gonna Lie” on Thursday, replying, “You’re wrong, you’re right.”
“Just kidding,” she quickly added, “I can smell the candles.”
“I have no idea what Jason’s candles will smell like,” she continued. “I know it smells like marriage. I know that. Smell it at your own risk.”
“Wouldn’t it be funny if it smelled like soccer pads?” she joked, speculating that she received gut-wrenching reactions from mothers of boys with sweaty soccer pads in the trunks of their cars. “It would be interesting if it smelled like garage beer, football pads, and maybe the leather of his sandals.”
Kylie bluntly concluded, “I think he smells good, but that’s not for you to know. That’s for me to know. And you should never know.”
After reading the actual candle’s label, the podcaster noted that it’s supposed to smell like “a legendary combination of Moms Parade, Philadelphia Grit, and Always Hungry.”
“That’s a ridiculous explanation,” she laughed.
The jury is still out on whether the candle smells like the 38-year-old retired Eagles player, but his wife has made it clear that she won’t go on record as to what Jason Kelce’s candle should smell like.
In the meantime, we’ll focus on burning Taylor Swift’s prayer candles and hope we get more details about Kylie’s upcoming wedding to her brother-in-law, Travis.
According to GQ, the Chiefs tight end is known for his fragrance skills.
