Spoiler Alert: This post contains spoilers for “Landman” Season 2, Episode 7, “Forever Is an Instant,” which premiered Sunday, Dec. 28 on Paramount+.
Well, this week’s episode of Landman is officially the weirdest and naughtiest episode yet! Sure, it ends with a romantic proposal, but was any fan ready for that first scene? Let me just say that the room service waitress wasn’t the only one who almost ran away screaming. Let’s take a look at this week’s episode. Please brace yourself.
Oh, and it starts with Tommy (Billy Bob Thornton) farting and showing us an unblurred shot of his, uh, little landman? Oh my God! What a chaotic opening! Tommy doesn’t even know he’s traumatizing a hotel employee (Anna Minn Bostwick Singer). Tommy, would you please roll over or cover up more for this conversation? Full mast is distracting. “Don’t mess up my omelet!” Is this episode hallucinating? Thank you for the final shot of Tommy fully erect. Overall, this is a pretty naughty episode of Jump’s “Landman”! Rebecca (Kayla Wallace) is much more attractive than Charlie (Guy Barnett)! It’s shocking to see her lovey-dovey expression. “We’re having breakfast on the ocean floor.” It helps that he’s a bastard, but Charlie’s monologue about the region’s geology is genuinely fascinating thanks to Taylor Sheridan’s script. “Wildcat” seems too stressful for someone who is not a gambler. Oh, I discovered a metaphor! Just as she is “wildcatting” by finding oil, Rebecca is also “wildcatting” by opening up to Charlie. So, wait, did Tommy have sex with Omelette to piss off Angela (Ali Larter)? Wow! Damn, who knew Dale (James Jordan) was such a smooth talker? Oh no: When the boss (Mustafa speaks) says he’s retiring soon, does that imply he’s going to die? TL (Sam Elliott) peeing on a snake? Of course you don’t. Good advice from TL to Tommy over lunch. Anyway, Tommy is always annoyed…why don’t you just stop and smell the roses every once in a while? I’m convinced that Angela and Ainsley (Michelle Randolph) are gaslighting Cooper (Jacob Lofland) by sniffing, but not really sniffing. They say it a lot, but there’s something strange going on. How did Nate (Colm Feore) guess that Rebecca and Charlie were dating? A name alone is not enough. Does he have a miraculous sixth sense? Are we talking about cock rings now? Oh this episode! Was anyone else legitimately horrified that TL died on a road trip? Growing a man’s mustache is a dirty job, Tommy. Oh Lord, what is really going on in these “human camps”? “This whole place is a workplace violation.” Okay, Tommy. “Eat or fuck, I don’t really care.” Oh Angela, please never change. Oh, and Tommy takes TL’s advice and thanks his family. Please take a look! Where did Cooper get billions of candles for this marriage proposal? It’s a fire hazard. Anyway, the proposal was very cute. Good luck, Cooper!
Until next week, discuss the emotions you felt seeing Tommy from the front in the comments below.
