Taylor Swift is still stepping into her most risky era.
The singer has released “Wood,” the most gross song ever, on her new album, “The Life of a Showgirl.” That’s about Travis Kelce.
So, quickly sit down and put your heart into the groove for this.
Track 9 begins, lamenting her misfortune with her past boyfriend as she sings “Daisy’s naked naked / I was distraught / He doesn’t love me / I don’t love me.”
“Penny’s unlucky /I brought him back, then /Step the crack /The black cat laughed.”
Following a series of bad boyfriends, she meets Kelce, and is joined by “We Make Our Od.” This refers to many of the Kansas City Chiefs tight end calling her a “lucky charm.”
She says there’s no need to “knock the tree” to avoid jinxing their relationship, then she continues singing.
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She reinforces the hint by singing, “Forgive me, sound sassy / He (ah) matted (d – kmatized) opened me and opened my eyes / Opened the redwood tree / It’s not difficult to see / His love was the key / Opened my thighs.”
The 35-year-old diva said, “Girls, you don’t need to catch a bouquet / You don’t need to know that Hard Rock is in the middle / (…) / My curse was broken by your magic wand.”
And now, if fans didn’t know that the song was about a football star, she keeps saying, “New heights of manliness/I have to knock on Wood,” calling Kelce’s sports podcasts in full.
Her cheeky lyrics took her to social media to share her reaction to the song.
I realized that the “Redwood Tree” reference was a reference to a 2016 tweet when Ariana sang about sex and didn’t say, “He thrusts a long wood into my redwood forest and ferment the sap to my roots.”
“Wood refuses to believe it’s a real Taylor Swift song. I refuse,” another tweeted, jokingly.
Even Nikki Minazy, who previously performed with Swift, said, “Yeah, Taylor #Wood was exactly what I needed tonight. Thank you.”
“It certainly gives emotion, but it may not be a real sample,” she added when she asked if someone reminded her of Jackson 5’s “Want You Back.” “It feels really good, just like this day has always made me feel better. It’s hard to convey that feeling through the song or production during the first listening session.
The rapper later tweeted in his third tweet, “Lol yall I promise this is the last tweet about this, but #Wood is exactly what you’ll fall in love with your soulmate’s “hear” stuff. ”
“The Life of a Showgirl” is a homage to Swift to Kelce, the subject of many other songs, such as “Wish List,” “Honey,” and “Fate of Ophelia.”
But they are all a little more tame compared to “trees.” It is exactly the “meat” of Kelse.
Swift released her new album just over a month after Kelse was on her knees on the ground, pulling out the ring and saying, “Marry Taylor.”
The couple, who began dating in the summer of 2023, confirmed the news on Instagram on August 26th, in a joint post that read, “Your English teacher and gym teacher are married.”
The dreamy proposal made in Kelce’s backyard came just after Swift’s podcast debut in early August on “New Heights.”
In the same podcast episode, she announced “The Life of a Showgirl.”
Details of the wedding are still unknown, but sources tell us at the “private” ceremony, Kelce and Swift’s plans to tie Knots together in Rhode Island, owned by the singer.
“The Life of a Showgirl” is currently available for streaming.
