It’s been a rough week for micropenis, especially the micropenis that belongs to the psychopath category.
First, it has been revealed that DNA evidence shows Hitler may have kept miniature soldiers, and now a new book claims that the “Golden State Killer” – the notorious serial killer who was famously caught with the help of Patton Oswalt’s wife Michelle McNamara – may have simply been caught because Schwantz was shrinking.
Page Six gave a sneak peek at Sacramento prosecutor Tien Ho’s new book, “The People vs. Golden State Killer.” Ho wrote that the titular knob was what led detectives to link multiple crimes to the same perpetrator, Joseph James DeAngelo Jr.
DeAngelo had been arrested on suspicion of multiple brutal crimes around California, and police believed he may have been involved in crimes by a criminal known at the time as the “Eastern Area Rapist.”
Victims of both suspected and unsolved crimes have testified that the perpetrator’s penis was small.
Ho wrote that since there was no DNA linking him to those cases, “we needed circumstantial evidence to confirm his identity as an EAR. We needed to confirm that his penis was extremely small.”
A police officer and a photographer were assigned to take pictures of DeAngelo’s genitals while he was in custody.
Ho wrote that the photographer “knelt down and tried to do so, but failed several times and became frustrated.” “(One of the officers) threw his hands in the air in exasperation and barked…’There’s nothing there,'” he wrote.
Police reported to Mr. Ho that the object was smaller than the circumference of a dime and was as long as the tip of his pinky finger.
“The necessary circumstantial evidence was in place to corroborate the testimony of DeAngelo’s victims,” Ho wrote.
In 2020, DeAngelo pleaded guilty to 26 crimes, including the East Area assault.
He was sentenced to multiple consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole.
