Vanity Fair staff flips over with the prospect of First Lady Melania Trump, adorning the cover.
She’s a little uninterested.
Fashion Source, who is well-versed in the thinking of the First Lady, quickly rejected the July Vanity Fair request, saying it “laughed” and immediately rejected it.
“She doesn’t have time to sit down for a photo shoot. Her priorities as a first lady are far more important… these people don’t deserve her anyway.”
Mark Guidocci, the magazine’s new global editorial director, tried to plead with Mrs. Trump in July, when the employee learned this week when his employee threatened to quit his job.
“If (Guiducci) puts Melania on the cover, half of the editorial staff will leave, and I guarantee that,” a mid-level editor told the Daily Mail on Monday.
“I’m going out the door of the motherf***, and half of my staff follows me… If I have to bag the groceries at Trader Joe, I’ll do it…it makes me sick.”
Snobbish staff members will likely earn more money for Trader Joe than the slave wages paid by Mrs. Trump and her family, Condé Nast, the sick publisher who is nothing more than “Condées” since their first entry into East Wing in 2017.
Haughty Anna Wintour became famous for snuggling the previous model of Vogue’s cover, but he has repeatedly smashed the less elegant first woman throughout the magazine.
But Mrs. Trump doesn’t need such low rent verification. She’s her own fashion plate every day.
In any case, she is busy with multiple projects, including “raising the future” to support her foster children, as well as “best” initiatives from the first semester aimed at combating cyberbullying and opioid abuse. She also successfully defended the “Take It Down” act, which required social media platforms to remove intimate, nonconsensual images.
This week she took on a new role in leading the President’s Artificial Intelligence Challenge, encouraging children to embrace AI technology.
With her multilingual European background and geopolitical noose, she is also a valuable commission for her diplomacy husband.
In recent peace talks between Russia and Ukraine, she wrote a sincere personal letter to Vladimir Putin, which President Trump handed over to Russian leaders before a summit in Alaska.
Calling him “Dear President Putin,” she wrote:
“In protecting the innocence of these children, you do more than serve Russia alone. You serve humanity itself.”
Meanwhile, she is working on a documentary on Amazon, writing bestselling memoirs and accompanying AI-powered audiobooks.
“She’s far better than doing a vanity fair,” the source laughed.
“She is kind and works hard… she has her priorities straight away.”
